well about me...i am funny and cheeky sometimes naughty...;P
but i have a big heart....and big boobs..and butt...and yeah everything big on me...i am BBW...so if you looking for skinny and boney..i am definitely not for you...well if still interested...
.. because just gays and lesbians friends are around me for looong long time...)...getting forget, what is real sex and fun ...and already really miss the young straight tall guys...
small bubbly great sense of humour work hard and play harder so need someone with loads of energy to keep up. im 5 2 slim great sense of humour and hugh sex drive. I am also caring and affectionate with the right person. I like to get to know a little about the person I conect with and when I do they will never forget me
Hi...... Very large married lady here, Grey with Glasses. Likes to laugh and get on with who I'm with. Enjoys the company of a man even if there's nothing more to it. Please don't send automated messages because I wont reply. Oh and have just been told I should add to my profile that I won't meet smokers. I don't have time to search on here so please don't ask...
I'm looking to meet people for some uncomplicated encounters. However I'm really not turned on by pictures of your anatomy and would really rather see your face. I won't reply to anyone who does not have a pic which shows their face. Sorry but I'm not into men who are on here to cheat on their wife's. Been there and believe me it's not nice. So if you are uncomplicated,...
This isn't the first time I've been on here, but have been away a while and thought I'd give it another go. Touch cynical maybe but hey ho. So here goes..... I'm petite but curvy, young at heart, happy go lucky, slightly chaotic, scatty, intelligent but ever so slightly blonde at times ! I love laughter and fun times and I try not to take myself too seriously. I suppose...
I'm here to make new friends with benefits, I've been divorced for over 4 years and decide to bring some fun back into my life, what i'm looking for is to meet a gentleman that knows how to treat a lady, its willing to pick me up, can accommodate as I cant and drops me after as I don't drive.
I only meet men local to me no more or...
I would describe myself as a BBWs, as I am on the larger side. If you dont like large woman, then I guess Im not for you. I am a fun loving lady, who loves to travel and to explore anything new. Also enjoy nice meals (going out or home-made), the cinema or the theater, a nice walk/picnic in the woods or on the beach. Really Love to salsa can...
So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...
Good luck everyone, I'm overweight, good fun, great personality, honest, looking for someone who has no hook ups about me being overweight. Not looking for assholes for one off sex. !
I deserve better!
Help! I want a tall (im 5'10) sexy man with a good sense of humour. Would like someone who is a gentleman (except in the bedroom!!).....lol. x Oh! And someone who is just 'nice' would be great as well x And I forgot....also easy going, uncomplicated and someone that can make me happy......that's all xx lol x
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
Hi guys, just on here for some fun. Xx Can anyone actually show me a really good time xxx I like to do zumba so keep myself fit, love younger guys who never seem to tire xx
Well educated, intelligent and successful Alpha female seeking male equivalent - for good conversation, cocktails, dining out and (x) if the chemistry is there...!! Do only contact me if you have a face picture on your profile - I will not be providing my email contact details...
SINCERE, CHUBBY, BUBBLY,LOVING LADY WANTS FUN AND MAYBE MORE, SO WHY NOT GIVE ME A GO, YOU NEVER KNOW SPARKS MIGHT FLY AND YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE ME
im looking to meet older men.
I am a bi female looking for fun, so if ur
1 a bi female looking for a night in
OR
2 u are a guy with a 10"+ cock n u think u can perform well please call
PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME UNLESS U HAVE A 12" PLUS COCK N U CAN PROVE IT BY WAY OFF A PHOTO
Or
UR A BI FEMALE LOOKING 4 FUN
Thanks
All...
Ok a little about me... well i'm a 31 year old female looking for a bit of fun on the side! Only seeking no strings attached. I have not got a picture on display due to personal reasons but i'm not hideously ugly and will provide a picture if i feel interested enough in you ;-)
I'm looking for a friend as well as a lover, someone i can just...
Looking for a guy under 35 so if your older dont expect a response...sorry
Blonde petite wife, pretty, 32dd enjoys fun and games, love showing myself off and getting in front of my husband's camera. Initially I am seeking nice, genuine, easygoing people who would enjoy joining me in front of the camera for some fun poses to see how it goes. Everything will be private and confidential, for fun only!